Good news, Angela! It's your big chance to make all your dreams come true! Check out the email I got today:


Sep 15, 2006 10:03 AM
Subject HIGH TIMES MODEL CASTING CALL
Body: Hey ladies...

HIGH TIMES is looking for a beautiful stoner girl in the greater New York/tri-state area to model for an upcoming cover shoot. You must be between 18 and 35 years old, have an attractive face and body, and some slight modeling experience. If you are interested, please contact us here or email pics to missht@hightimes.com. BE SURE TO PUT THE PHRASE "COVER SHOOT" AS THE SUBJECT LINE.

Okay, I know what you're thinking, "But I don't even smoke pot!" Whatever! Minor freaking detail, man! It's an easy habit to pick up, actually. Simple as, well, smoking.